swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

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littlehinduthings:

it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”

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bonerlucas:

NOPE

bonerlucas:

NOPE

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voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

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